Recipe for one “Shit-hot” Restuarant

Ingredients
• Location, location, location
• One building with funcky decor
• A bunch of motivated, sober, know-it-all, arrogant chefs
• A select amount of hardworking, friendly, pleasant (and sometimes a little flirty) waiting staff
• A sprinkling of kitchen porters with at least one brain cell between two
• All the best ingredients you can get your hands on
• As many stinking rich, outrageously generous, hungry clients as possible

Method
Mix all the above with generous amounts of luck and care

Happy Cooking!